***WARNING: This blog deals with GOD, GUNS, GUTS, and GREASY FOOD.***


Saturday, May 1, 2010

Michelle Is Going To Be Mad




Michelle is going to mad at Barack. A story about Barry's alleged mistress--a stunning thirty-something campaign aid named Vera Baker--is starting to leak out. As narcissistic as BHO is, I have little doubt the story is true. Furthermore, I have little doubt the Obama-worshipping media will not touch the story until the evidence becomes so overwhelming that they are forced to take action. Then, the press will display the affair as kind of a neat, isolated, cosmopolitan fling not uncommon for progressive politicians.

For now, we will just have to take the Enquirer's scoops:
UPDATED: Reports out of Washington, DC: PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide.

These shocking allegations could topple both Obama's presidency and his marriage to Michelle!

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.

While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says in 2004 that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous in where Obama was staying.

An ENQUIRER reporter has confirmed the limo's driver account of the secret 2004 rendezvous.

***DEVELOPING STORY***

President Obama may think he is leather jacket cool and "all that" but he better hope Michelle doesn't get a hold of him and drag him out to the White House woodshed.

1 comment:

  1. Many people have compared him to JFK, after all. Hey Barack, lots of Tiger's old girlfriends have some spare time on their hands!

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