New Nail Gun

New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT.
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze.
You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back,
Relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place,
Just fire away.
With the hundred-round magazine,
you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun
the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

Tolerance NASCAR Style

The following photo was taken in the parking lot at a recent NASCAR race.

Ahhh. Tolerance.

Dead Rhino

Notice how the liberal media establishment cheers as establishment Republicans and the political class elite, even Karl Rove, (Whats up Karl? I know you follow my blog.) cry rhinoceros tears over Sen. Mike Castle's (RINO-Delaware) demise at the hands of Tea Party favorite Christine O'Donnell?

To hell with the Senate majority if it means electing a bunch of liberal Republicans who cut deals and vote for cloture on every liberal agenda item. These RINOS are much of the reason the Republican Party has lost its credibility in the first place.

BURN THE PUPPY DOWN. Watch Christine O'Donnell win by a squeaker in November. (Sarah Palin wink.)

Click on the blog post title to visit the Christine O'Donnell campaign website.

Deer Corn Denied

With the start of hunting season upon us, many men will be postponing their honey-do lists in exchange for trips to get hunting supplies, time at the shooting range, or trips to the lease or ranch. Many wives just don't seem to appreciate our fall excursions.

A word of advice: Don't give your wife the combination to the gun safe.

CORPUS CHRISTI -- Police took over the 4700 Block of Odem Street Sunday afternoon as a woman barricaded herself inside her home.

Officers say she had a five round pistol with her that she aimed at her husband earlier in the day. Lt. Nancy Lee said, "She shot at him with the pistol, he hid behind the green truck over there, the truck was hit twice."

That's when the husband called police.

As officers arrived they blocked off the street and covered the house at every angle.

Eventually, police called in the SWAT Team to help get the woman out safely.

After about an hour she surrendered, slowly walking out of the home, barefoot and looking confused.

Police say the woman has a history of mental illness and when her husband wanted to run some errands today, she lost it.

Lt. Lee said, "He said he was going to Sun Harvest to buy some corn to feed their deer out on the ranch and apparently she didn't want him to leave. Like I said she's got some mental problems and I guess it was just the last straw or something, I don't know."

The standoff ended peacefully though.

A hostage negotiator got a hold of the woman on her cell phone and talked her out of the home.

It's an ending that eased the anxiety of everyone in this neighborhood, fearing the worst.

Lt. Lee said, "Everybody's fine, looks like we did it without any injuries and no officers injured."

Police arrested the woman and charged her with aggravated assault.

Officers say she may also make a trip to the hospital for a mental evaluation

Hat tip to my wonderful and understanding wife who never gets angry at my mojo purchases, stockpile of ammo, or frequent hunting trips.

To read the whole story, click on the blog post title or copy and paste this: http://www.kristv.com/news/swat-standoff-ends-peacefully/

Salvatore A. Giunta, American Hero

On this 9/11 Anniversary, the Gulf Coast Simpleton would like to recognize the first living recipient of the Medal of Honor since the Vietnam War.

Valor!

Obama Awards Living Soldier the Medal of Honor

By Craig Whitlock and Greg Jaffe Washington Post Staff Writers
Friday, September 10, 2010; 11:21 PM

Under a bright Afghan moon, eight U.S. paratroopers trudged along a ridge in the Korengal Valley, unaware they were walking right into a trap. Less than 20 feet away, a band of Taliban fighters executed the ambush plan perfectly, enveloping the paratrooper squad in an explosion of bullets and grenades.

Salvatore Giunta, a 22-year-old Army specialist from Hiawatha, Iowa, was knocked flat by the gunfire; luckily, a well-aimed round failed to penetrate his armored chest plate. As the paratroopers tried to gather their senses and scramble for a shred of cover, Giunta reacted instinctively, running straight into the teeth of the ambush to aid three wounded soldiers, one by one, who had been separated from the others.

Two paratroopers died in the Oct. 25, 2007, attack, and most of the others suffered serious wounds. But the toll would have been far higher if not for the bravery of Giunta, according to members of his unit and Army officials.

On Friday, the White House announced that President Obama will award Giunta the Medal of Honor, the nation's highest award for valor. He will become the first living recipient of the medal who has served in any war since Vietnam.

To read the whole Washington Post article, click on the blog post title or copy and paste this: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/10/AR2010091002712_pf.html

Bow Hunter's Surprise

Don't you hate it when someone uses your deer stand without asking permission?

Can We Clone This Governor?

Here is another great clip of straight-shooting New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.

Watch our gutsy Irish-Italian fat man skewer a whiny, spoiled, New Jersey Education Agency (a.k.a. New Jersey Extortion Agency) union shill with nothing but the truth. The clip is a bit long, but well worth watching.

My question: Can we clone this Governor?

Finding Your Inner "Norris"

Here is the latest from Chuck Norris and the NRA:



"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

Tortilla Madness At Texas A&M-Kingsville

Here is another example of political correctness run amok on a university campus. Texas A&M-Kingsville has banned the traditional tortilla throwing at Javelina football games. Humorless liberals are ruining our country.

Here is a clip from the Corpus Christi Caller Times:

CORPUS CHRISTI — Before the first kickoff of the 2010 season, Texas A&M University-Kingsville President Steven Tallant made an excellent call. On Aug. 19 he banned tortilla tossing at Javelina football games, a quasi-tradition of questionable origin and unquestionable lack of decorum.

Tallant based his decision on three issues, according to his official statement: safety, a waste of food, and offensiveness.

On the safety issue, he noted reports of spectators hit by frozen tortillas. He also pointed out that someone could slip on a slippery tortilla and fall, and that tortilla tossing can provoke fights.

Tallant said the waste of food is inconsistent with the stewardship he expects of students, and insensitive to families in need. Refraining from the tortilla tossing won’t feed those families but at least it will remove the impression that the students don’t care.

Would people complain if the students threw Wonder Bread?

To read the whole Caller Times article, click on the blog post title or copy and paste this: http://www.caller.com/news/2010/sep/02/am-kingsville-is-right-to-ban-tortilla-tossing/?comments_id=546184

Best Action Scene Ever (en Espanol)

Totally loco.