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Gulf Coast Simpleton

I like family, hunting, fishing, power tools (especially chainsaws), watching Fox News, eating artery-clogging foods, investing in mutual funds and real estate, politics, theology, taking huge piles of brush to the city dump, and going on sailing adventures with my brothers. If you like any of these things, you might like my blog. Then again, you might not.

***WARNING: This blog deals with GOD, GUNS, GUTS, and GREASY FOOD.***

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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Finding Your Inner "Norris"

Here is the latest from Chuck Norris and the NRA:

"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

Posted by Brian at 9:59 PM No comments:

Labels: Chuck Norris, NRA, voting

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2. A simple person lacking common sense; prone to boorish behavior and crude mannerisms.

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