Meat Nativity

"This photograph of unknown provenance shows a Nativity scene made out of meat and sauerkraut. All it needs is an angelic host made out of deviled ham."

Hat tip to Mark Mastin. Thanks, bro.

Live Nativity Camel Malfunction

Sorry you have to watch the short ad before viewing the beast:

FLORIDA - The beast with the hump went thump at the First Baptist Church of West Palm Beach, Florida Thursday night during a live nativity performance. A camel was being ushered down an aisle when it fell into several pews packed with viewers. The pastor says no one was injured.